Posted in Education, Family, Holidays

Keeping the Faith in The Great Pumpkin

Growing up in a Peanuts-loving household, I have been a lifelong fan of Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and the rest of the gang. My Baby Boomer siblings played a big role in my Generation X fandom. By the time I was born in 1972, they had already built up a vast Peanuts collection of figurines, stuffed toys. puzzles, books, and records. They shared their treasury with me, happy dancing to keep their favorite childhood characters alive. For a good laugh, they would play the  “Snoopy’s Christmas” record  to get me to imitate the Red Baron’s accent saying, “Merry Christmas, my friend.” When my sisters would read Happiness is a Warm Puppy to me, I begged them for one more time. The best was when, after another one-more-time, they acted out the pages, treating me to “a bread and butter sandwich folded over,” “roller skates on a smooth sidewalk,” or “a pile of leaves.”  Happiness is sandwich-making, roller-skating, leaf-raking big sisters.

My parents, born during the early years of the Depression, got hooked as adults on the cheap entertainment of the Peanuts comic strip that debuted in 1950. My father, a hobbyist artist who was an expert at drawing, painting, and woodworking, greatly admired the work of Charles M. Schulz. He celebrated the cartoonist, making Peanuts-themed crafts for friends and family. Our neighborhood yards, porches, and houses were adorned with my father’s lawn ornaments, wall hangings, and welcome signs.

My mother, who adored the decor of my father’s whimsical crafts, was always a kid at heart. She was my greatest influence for reading the funny pages and watching cartoons. Every year, she made certain that we watched: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown; A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving; and A Charlie Brown Christmas. She treated the animated Peanuts gang like those folks we only got to visit on special occasions.

Like millions of fans, my family revered the tradition of viewing the trifecta of Peanuts holiday specials born from the talents of writer Charles M. Schulz, producer Lee Mendelson, and director Bill Melendez. This trinity of award-winning creatives left a legacy of animated classics that have continued to touch multigenerations for the past six decades.

On October 27th, 2026, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown turned sixty, and Charlie Brown’s rocks sparkled for a diamond anniversary. This remains my favorite Peanuts holiday special, but ten years ago, I wavered in my faith and doubted my loyalty to it. Before revealing that rocky struggle, I invite you to journey back to an era when there were no pause buttons, no videos to rewind, no streaming services, back when I had to patiently wait for The Great Pumpkin to air.

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It’s 1977, and I am marching with my mother and kindergarten classmates in the Monaca Halloween parade. After the final firetruck floods Main Street with Tootsie Rolls, Gobstoppers, and Bazooka Bubblegum, we line up at the fire department for the Monaca costume contest. I am awarded second place and a rare bicentennial silver dollar for my hand-sewn fuzzy black and pink cat costume.

My excitement gets snatched when first place goes to Duane, the cowboy from Rochester. The cowboy who rode his hobby horse into our town. The cowboy who came across the Monaca-Rochester Bridge and stole first place. Even though his rusty-colored hat and vest bring out his adorable freckles, he should hand over his crisp two-dollar bill to me. Like Sally in the pumpkin patch, I feel robbed, but before I can make a case for restitution to the hometown judges, my mother reminds me that Charlie Brown would air in twenty minutes.

We are six blocks away from our three-channel television set and have no time for a showdown. I make a quick complaint to my classmate Davy, who is my Sweet Babboo and dressed as the sheriff, to turn in his cousin Duane for violating local contest rules.

“Giddy up!” my mother says. She and I gallop and giggle the whole way home until we get to our porch steps. Mrs. Douglas, taking her evening stroll, tries to stop us. Mrs. Douglas, our garrulous neighbor who doesn’t own a TV, will keep chit-chatting about Jimmy Carter, the Yankees, and the home run streak of Reggie Jackson (aka Mr. October). My mother, friendly to the entire neighborhood, has to snub Mrs. Douglas this evening. She pulls me by the tail up to the porch, digs into my candy bucket, and tosses Mrs. Douglas a full-size Hershey’s Bar.

“Hey, that’s my favorite,” I say.

“Scat. It has almonds,” she says as she pushes us inside.

I run past the kitchen where my father is making us popcorn in the stainless steel popper. I shed my second-place costume for footie pajamas and grab my Snoopy and Woodstock stuffed animals. I slide my beanbag in front of our color television set and empty my bag of parade goodies on a metal TV tray.

My sister, the one who still lives here, just ended her shift at McDonald’s. She makes it home in time to start the show with us. Rushing in, she sits next to me on the living room floor. She gives me a box of McDonaldland Cookies. Score! I got two Grimaces!

My father hands my sister and me recycled Parkay containers full of popcorn with extra flavor that says butter. My mother comes in and switches on the lamp that shows off the jack-o-lantern suncatcher my father taught me to paint. Its colors burst despite the plastic covering the lampshade.

My mother helps herself to my chocolate pile and plucks a Reese’s Cup, her favorite, and a Three Musketeers for my father. My sister snags a package of M&M’s and mixes it with her popcorn. We are all set for the show until the color goes out during an Almond Joy-Mounds commercial.

I scream, “Black and white.”

The candybar lady sings, “Sometimes you feel like a nut.”

“Black and white!”

“Sometimes you don’t.”

My mother leaps to the rescue and gives the top of the TV three whacks. She has the magic touch to bring back the brown shades of “Almond Joy’s got nuts. Mounds don’t.”

Phew! Just in time for the CBS bumper that means Charlie Brown is coming on. You know the one, the rainbow-colored animation of the word “SPECIAL” spiraling towards us to the rapid beats of bongos and blares of horns.

It’s our annual broadcast invitation to:

A

CBS

SPECIAL

PRESENTATION

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Brought to you by the people in your town

who bottle Coca-Cola and the folks who bake Dolly Madison cakes.

We stick to our seats like Bit-O-Honey does to our teeth and watch Snoopy and these beloved balloon-headed kids celebrate and falter through Halloween.

My mother would never let me carve a pumpkin or cut up one of her sheets. Charlie Brown’s ghost looks more like a spotted dalmatian. He must keep getting rocks for having the worst costume. Good thing my cat costume is a prize winner. That cowboy, Duncan, deserves rocks for cheating the system.

I couldn’t believe Violet drew on the back of Charlie Brown’s head, but, maybe next year, he should trick-or-treat as a jack-o-lantern. I wonder if the marker is permanent.

The funniest part is when Lucy’s big mouth bobs for apples, and she gets the one attached to Snoopy’s big grin and dog lips. Blah!

Although there’s a lot to laugh about, I feel bad for Linus. He waits every year, but the only thing to rise from the pumpkin patch is Snoopy dressed up as a World War I Flying Ace. Now that costume deserves a two-dollar bill.

Georgie Sees the WWI Flying Ace

Even though I’m disappointed, like Linus, I’ll be back next year with renewed hope for a different ending where we don’t have to ask, “Oh, Great Pumpkin, where are you?”

TO BE CONTINUED

Posted in Sunshine and Happiness

Trash Talk Part II

CONTINUED from previous post: Trash Talk

Speaking of replacements, I had to order a new garbage bin because the attached lid broke.


Unhinged, it could no longer cover odors or prevent dumpster diving raccoons. These bins put up with a lot of abuse, getting banged up, flipped over, and thrown down, so I’m surprised mine stayed intact for nearly twenty years.

Too bad more things weren’t built to last as long as today’s heavy-duty polyethylene trash bin. I have appliances with the lifespan of a mayfly.

The sanitation company customer service rep instructed me to put my broken bin in a visible spot for the broken bin collector (not Wil or Joe) who should exchange it within 72-hours.

That meant I had to take it away from its private, shady spot against the garage and leave it at the top of the driveway during a heat wave. As long as the bin was collected in three days, I wouldn’t have to put my kitchen, bathroom, and basement trash out.

Here’s the thing. I am embarrassed of my smelly trash. I can air out dirty laundry with stains but dirty trash… NOPE! And it accumulates quickly here. We are homebodies and eat three meals a day which means there’s a heap of scraps and shells that aren’t meant for composting.

The week (not three days) that my trash bin had to wallow in stench in front of the whole hood, we had shrimp and crab legs. Holy mackerel! Mix that in with bags of dog doo, vacuum dirt, and chicken wing bones and you have one putrid trash can. Poor trashed thing stood up there scorched in humiliation like Hester Prynne of the Scarlet Letter. Oh the public scorn.

And to think of the stink affecting my neighbors. I mean, by day five, it smelled like a toxic soup, at least it did to my sensitive nostrils that became cursed after my pregnancies. Try teaching in a middle school with such a staunch sniffer.

What if those young bike riders passed my driveway and wrecked from the reek? What if a meditating walker took a whiff instead of a breath and passed out on my lawn? Should I put a canopy over the VISIBLE trash bin and stop it from boiling? Should I spray it with Febreeze? Should I lure a skunk over with apples (do they like apples?) and get it to spray my can so everyone smells the skunk instead of my rotting junk?

I kept calling the sanitation department to check on the status of my order. “We apologize for the delay, but someone will be there soon to fulfill your exchange. If you want to talk to an actual operator, please hold on until your trash further ferments in fumes.” Did I seriously hear that? C’mon.

Finally, the new can arrived, the afternoon AFTER garbage day, so One L Wil and his helper emptied the broken bin and left it for the very late broken-bin collector.

Phew! Special delivery: The Gift that Keeps on Taking (but is best left in the shade).

Sing it with me now:

95-gallons of trash to be hauled
95-gallons of trash…
You take it all out
For the trash truck route
95-gallons of trash to be hauled

Posted in Sunshine and Happiness

Trash Talk 

I am a Superfan of Garbage Day. Are you? 

For a small service fee, our garbage collectors stop at the top of my driveway in all weather every single Wednesday to remove our household scraps, junk, and muck. For me, it’s a weekly cleansing opportunity. 

I love taking out the trash. The fresh air and extra steps offer a literal and metaphoric chance to lift my arms of litter and make a difference by getting rid of the sour, the slimy, and the useless. 

In the short span of a week, a lot can pile up, so I’m thrilled to fill my big brown garbage bin to the brim. Do you fill your bin to the brim? Is there a weight limit, you ask? Most residential trucks can lift 300-800 pounds of trash from the standard 95-gallon bin. How do I know this, you wonder? 

Recently. I had the pleasure to take my old garbage man Wil for a walk. I hadn’t seen him in years, since my early morning running days. I knew he still cleaned up my neighborhood though because every December, he sealed his Christmas card in a plastic bag taped to the bin lid. I send one back in the recycled bag with a little Christmas bonus that I make out to One-L-Wil. It’s a cool way to exchange season’s greetings and gratitude. 

So last month, while walking my dogs before work on a Wednesday, Wil and his new helper Joe, came down the hill screeching to a hault. While Joe dumped Mrs. Martin’s trash with an automatic hydraulic side-arm mechanism called a grabber, Wil hopped out of the truck to say hello. We stood and chatted, him shooting the breeze, talking about the weather and our sore knees. 

I said, “I’m a walker now. No more running.”

Wil said, “I walk here and there.” 

“Yeah, I need to finish and go to work.”

“How much further?” Wil asked. 

“The dogs and I have six more minutes.” With that, Wil, in his fluorescent vest, waved off Joe to grab a few more cans to walk down the hill with us. 

We briefed each other about our work, dogs, and recent loss of our mothers. No politics, no religion, no gossip about the neighbors. Just good old trash talk. Joe picked him up at the cul de sac. Sending good thoughts to Wil on his upcoming knee replacements. 

Speaking of replacements, I had to order a new garbage bin because the attached lid broke. 

TO BE CONTINUED…